May 2013
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May 3rd
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May 2nd
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pickup lines for zero escape fans
she-wants-the-dio: dang are you a shot of tubocurarine because you leave me breathless hey wanna see my dick? his name is dio i think you’re radical……….6 dang you are so fine. like that ladder i saw earlier you make me soaking wet…. down there wow you’re smoking hot…. you’re on fire… oh my god you‘re literally on fire someone call the fire department YOU’RE GOING TO BURN TO DEATH YOU’RE SO...
May 2nd
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April 2013
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Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
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askaceattorney: Dear Frightened Fan, -Miles Edgeworth
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 25th
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goldtriforce: THE WORST FEEL IS WANTING A VIDEO GAME THAT YOU DON’T HAVE A CONSOLE FOR
Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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imagineyouricon: Imagine your icon having a tumblr with a picture of you for his icon
Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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paulyoptosaurus: msjewbooty: paulyoptosaurus: petition to remove the ‘d’ from wednesday  wednesay not what i had in mind but im flexible 
Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
neoputa: i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs
Apr 24th
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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keitheaverage: teacupballerina: daisyfairy: i’d like to see a version of romeo and juliet about a person that works at burger king and a person who work at mcdonalds that fall in love i just  choked on my pepsi
Apr 23rd
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My roommate just made the saltiest chicken fettuccine alfredo like holy cow it was like getting a mouth full of sea water with every bite.
Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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stitchedmoon replied to your post: Hello Tumblr my name is Twi and I like to… WB, Twi! *hugs* Thanks Stitch! =D *hugs*
Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Hello Tumblr my name is Twi and I like to disappear for extended amounts of time.
Apr 23rd
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February 2013
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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January 2013
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Jan 17th
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camouflagedpeeta: jubetheboob: camouflagedpeeta: in 100 years.. will it really matter that i didnt do my homework in a hundred years it wont even matter that you were alive. none of us will matter will will be memories, then the people whose memories we are in will die too and will will fade into pure nothingness. so i guess i wont do my homework
Jan 17th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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